Alimony Lyrics by Weird Al Yankovic

Alimony Lyrics

    (cheering)

    Here she comes now, wants her alimony
    Bleedin' me dry as a bony bony
    Workin' three jobs just to stay in debt now
    Well, first she took my nest egg then she took the nest
    I said yeah (yeah), yeah (yeah), yeah (yeah), yeah (yeah), yeah (yeah)

    (yeah) 'cause she took my house (alimony), my car (alimony)
    My shoes (alimony) and my toothbrush too (alimony)
    Too bad (alimony), so sad (alimony)
    Ah-she got (alimony), got the gift of grab (alimony)
    I'm in debt (debt), debt (debt), debt (debt), debt (debt), debt (debt), debt (debt)

    Lawyer's callin' me on the telephony
    Tryin' to squeeze some blood from a stonee-stony
    Ooh, i took her for better or for worse, yeah
    Then she took me for everything, yeah everything
    She could get (get), get (get), get (get), get (get), get (get)

    (get) well i'm out of cash (alimony), no dough (alimony)
    I'm broke (alimony), it's no joke (alimony)
    The check's in the mail (alimony), get off (alimony)
    My back (alimony), cut me some slack (alimony)
    I said yeah (yeah), yeah (yeah), yeah (yeah), yeah (yeah), yeah (yeah), yeah (yeah)

    (ooh, i want my alimo-mo-mony) oh you do
    (ooh, i want my alimo-mo-mony) is it due
    (ooh, i want my alimo-mo-mony) or you'll sue
    (ooh, i want my alimo-mo-mony)

    Alimony (yeah), mony (yeah)
    Yeah (yeah), yeah (yeah), yeah (yeah), yeah (yeah)

    Wow

    (cash register "ching")

    (alimony, alimony, alimony) i said (alimony)
    Come on, come on, come on

    Alimony, alimony, alimony
    Bleed me dry (alimony)

    I said no (no), oh no (no)
    No (no), no (no), no (no), no (no), no (no)

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