Amazing Feats Lyrics by Smut Peddlers

Amazing Feats Lyrics

    {*scratched from gangstarr's "the militia", spoken by guru*}
    "one of us.. equals many of us..
    Disrespect one of us.. you'll see plenty of us.."

    [eon]
    C'mon, c'mon.. c'mon, c'mon..
    C'mon, c'mon.. ahh .. (yeah!)

    [cage]
    You want cage in the flesh, paper wants ink to bless
    You see me in the streets be glad i spit this stress
    Punch through your chest and rip your spine out
    Now that cage got your back you can spit that rhyme out

    [eon]
    I'm stompin on these chatroom fakes
    Whose hip-hop coincides with them cheesy remakes
    You little kids playin the critics hard
    Go back to your other hobby - pokemon cards

    [cage]
    Local mc's won't start it - done
    On the mic i make more faces than the retarded son
    Minstrel, doin a hump, takin a dump
    The life of cage, take drugs, pass out, wake up in the cunt

    [eon]
    I got this e-mail from your female
    She's meetin me, suckin me off of three tails
    Don't discuss the details, "hee hee i won't!"
    Leave a dollar on the nightstand and watch e bail

    [chorus: scratched by dj mighty mi]
    "once again.. this is it.."
    "smut peddlers"
    "tearin up the industry.."
    "sendin kids back to the lab for more practice"
    "once again.. this is it.."
    "smut peddlers"
    "tearin up the industry.."
    "amazing feats happen when we come out to play"

    [eon]
    I'm livin in a monotone paisley
    Look into my eyes and all you see is hazy
    Somethin out of dark ages paintings, smiles can't hide
    Think i'll sit back and watch life go by

    [cage]
    In about, four sex acts a cheerleader will begin to bleed
    Then we'll bring you up to speed on the orange deed
    My seeds procreate i ejaculate grown infants
    Then blow shotties in they face to finish the sentence

    [eon]
    The fact is, you suck like 'ishtar' does
    Dick starbuck and cage spark dust up
    Yeah i stuck around like your plymouth's car rust
    Fuck your startin five, the startin three are us

    [cage]
    Stick my dick in almost any hole
    If i got plastic on and my toxic avenger mask is on
    Celebrate like my pops when his bastard was born
    Stretch the pussy like some starlet tryin to last in porn

    [chorus]

    [cage]
    This is the meaty part of the discussion
    Slice the underbelly of my hunger jelly, splash the scene
    Crashed the beam in half then laughed, i ain't shook(?) shaft
    Put another hole in your head to stash my fist
    And slash your wrists, with a "porn again" cd
    Cracked the jar then the cigar then it goes to e

    [eon]
    I'm in a trance with the evilest glance
    My moral obligation is the feeblest stance
    Anti-semetic dipshits, wearin polo
    Y'all ever heard of ralph lipschitz?
    Oh no, check my aura, in 3-d photos
    Whether at regular speed or super slow-mo

    [chorus]

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