Captain Hook Lyrics by Tha Alkaholiks

Captain Hook Lyrics

    Verse One: Tash

    I knew this nigga by the name of Captain Hook
    Who had a record deal but no lyrics in his book
    But everywhere you looked he had a poster for his single
    The one he bit the oldie track and stole the oldie jingle
    jangle, but I be comin from a different angle
    Cause I want that pot of gold below the hardcore rainbow
    But name your price and you'd be down to sell your moms
    I'm on a different level while the Devil grease your palms
    Sign your life away in ink, cause you think you got the talents
    But look at Hook's bank account and zero is the balance
    I repeat, ze-ro, peo-ple
    Cause he be worried bout his hook so he could get a spin from [------]
    [-----] but Rico, blow them type niggaz through the rooftop
    Cause [------] only plays you if you R&B or Tupac
    So one single later, he fallin out the game
    But before that nigga left, he left us his name

    Chorus: Tash

    Captain Hook, Captain, Captain, Captain Hook
    "spend a little time witcha rhymes"
    (repeat 2X)
    Drink drink, we drunk, we drunk, drunk
    Drink drink we drunk, we drunk drunk
    (repeat 2X)

    Verse Two: Tash

    And for your info, I can set it off to any tempo
    And have you niggaz puzzled while I make it look so simple
    Cause deep inside my mental I got stacks of lyrics hidden
    That's why I get the props that Captain Hooks don't be gettin
    Plus they be counterfeitin, styles straight scandals
    Spendin too much time tryin to party off the handle
    I bust to Orlando, tryin to better what I got (why)
    Cause I'm Tash the likwifyer here to take somebody's spot
    But not that nigga named Captain Hooks
    Cause he's the type of rapper, that's always worried bout his looks
    But overnight success don't impress the West that's freshest
    He need to take his cheese and invest in rappin lessons
    Or catch one for free right here on me
    Or catch me late Friday night on 92.3
    And after lesson three, if his style still stank
    I'ma tie his ass up and make him walk the plank

    Chorus

    Verse Three: J-Ro

    I was in my Likwid cruise ship, just sailin the seas
    When Captain Hook came and stole my steez
    Oh Hook, caught a left hook, for stealin my hook
    In no time he stole a rhyme out my notebook
    I'm the the Pacific Ocean, floatin
    Chasin his broken ass out to Oakland
    But WhoRidas said he came and stole they name
    And he got E-40's briefcase full of game
    So I, set myself back on the Ro's quest
    With the Farrahey brew up in the crow's nest
    He could see L.A., there was trouble you see
    Oh shit, he just stole a flow from WC
    Now he's throwin up the dub I gotta catch the fuckin scrub
    He'll go down like a sub cause I'ma cut him like a shrub
    He wants pub, yeah, he's all on Blass
    He moved real fast on Snoop and Ras Kass

    Chorus (J-Ro instead of Tash in the first half)

    Verse Four: J-Ro

    Now I'm in Atlanta, and his trail is hotter than a sausage
    I'm took late, he took Outkast out as a hostage
    I wonder could he squab with the Goodie MoB
    I think he got the best of me, just how many would he rob
    I floated out to Queens but it seems I just missed him
    They said he robbed Cool J for his boomin system
    He went to Shaolin and stole Method Man's bio
    and he buried everything somewhere in Ohio
    Bone Thugs saw him, at the Crossroad
    with a empty treasure chest that he was tryin to load
    He was last seen sailin, into the distance
    We gotta catch this crook and we need your assistance

    Yeah, if you happen to see this punk scallywag out there
    Don't try to aprehend him, just call Tha Liks
    And if you suddenly got some rhymes missin, you know who did it
    Captain Hook, yeah we gon catch his ass
    Baten down the motherfuckin hatches
    We gonna feed his ass to the gators
    But first we gonna

    Chorus: second half

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