Sitting in a castle
On the floor with Ezmorelda
Waiting for the Geezer's
Captain Crunch to come around
Feeling suicidal
Coz of certain situations
Hanging from the stairs
Too long
I think I'm coming down
It's time to crash
Doin'tons of colon blow
Stuffing it in every hole
Miles high so am I
Watching Jimmy kiss the sky
Salle diner becomes a blur
With everybody jammin'
Republicans begin to sin
The batwings start a slamming
It's time to crash
You drive me crazy
Captain Billy Beemish
Put a lamb up on a rack
Thanks for coming Billy
And we hope you're comin' back
The castle will be waiting
For the next bangers and mash
Blanche and Marsha Reznick
Mix their marinite with their hash
It's time to crash