Heres Johnny Lyrics by Weird Al Yankovic

Heres Johnny Lyrics

    here's johnny

    There he goes, he drives me crazy
    When he says...(hee-eere's johnny!)
    That's his job, it's so amazing
    All he says is...(hee-eere's johnny!)
    I never miss a moment when he's on the tube
    His being there has made my life worth living
    The chills run down my spine
    Each time he says that line

    "here's johnny!" he says, and laughs in his special way
    "...johnny!" he says, you know i love him
    "here's johnny!" he says, and "second fiddle" is his game
    Ed mcmahon's his name...all right

    Dressed so fine, he's such a cool dude
    Hear him say...(hee-eere's johnny!)
    Watch him selling beer and dog food
    Hear him say...(hee-eere's johnny!)
    I got a letter from him just the other day
    He said, "you may already be a winner!"
    A trooper to the end
    A clydesdale's best friend

    "here's johnny!" he says, and laughs in his special way
    "...johnny!" he says, you know i love him
    "here's johnny!" he says, and that's the way he gets his pay
    What a living

    Oh...(here's johnny! here's johnny!) wo-o-o, no
    (here's johnny! here's johnny!) no no no no no no, i don't believe it
    (here's johnny!) he says, and everytime it's just the same
    Ed mcmahon's his name

    A very special guy...all right
    He's on every night
    Can't change the channel
    When he's sitting on the panel
    (hee-eere's johnny!)
    There he goes, he gives me goose bumps
    When he says...(hey-o-hey-hey-o!)

    "here's johnny!" he says, and laughs in his special way
    "...johnny!" he says, you know i love him
    "here's johnny!" he says, that seems to be his claim to fame
    Ed mcmahon's his name

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