Math Suks Lyrics by Jimmy Buffett

Math Suks Lyrics

    if necessity was the mother of invention
    Then i'd like to kill the guy who invented this
    The numbers come together in some kind of third dimension
    A regular algebraic bliss

    Let's starts with something simple
    Like 1 and 1 ain't 3
    Any 2 plus 2 will never get you 5
    There's fractions in my subtraction
    And x don't equal y
    But my homework is bound to multiply

    Math suks (math suks), math suks (math suks)
    I'd like to burn this text book
    I hate that stuff so much
    Math suks (math suks), math suks (math suks)
    Sometimes i think that i don't know that much
    But math suks

    I got so bored with my homework
    I turned on the tv
    The beauty pageant winners were all smiling through their teeth
    And they asked the new miss america
    Hey babe can you add up all those bucks
    She looked puzzled then just said "math suks"

    Math suks (math suks), math suks (math suks)
    You don't even have to spell it
    All you have to do is yell it
    Math suks (math suks), math suks (math suks)
    Sometime times i think that i don't know that much
    But math suks

    Geometry and trigonometry and if they don't tax your brain
    There are numbers to big to be named
    Numerical precision is a science with a mission
    And i think its' gonna drive me insane

    Parents fighting with their children
    And the congress can't agree
    Teachers and their students are all jousting constantly
    Management and labor keep rattling old sabres
    Quacking like those peabody ducks

    Math suks (quack quack), math suks (quack quack)
    You don't even have to spell it
    All you have to do is yell it
    Math suks, that's right, math suks, you got it
    Sometime times i think that i don't know that much
    But math suks
    All right there goes our g rating

    Math suks, math suks, math suks the big one
    Math suks, math suks, math suks the big one
    Math suks, math suks, math suks the big one
    Math suks, math suks, math suks, math suks

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