Mope Lyrics by Bloodhound Gang

Mope Lyrics

    We gonna drop this next bomb for a money makin' playa that ain't with us no mo.
    Yeah, Notorious B.I.G.
    Hell no, we gonna do this for a gangbanging thug that never seen it comin'.
    Yeah, Tupac Shakur.
    Nah bitch, I'm talkin' ‘bout motherfuckin' Falco and shit.
    What? Falco?

    Rock me Amadeus
    Rock me Amadeus
    Rock me Amadeus
    Rock me Amadeus

    Tried to O.D. on the Cold-Eeze
    "Golden Girls" got me "Sweatin' To The Oldies"
    Hanging out like Double Ds sip Long Island Iced Teas
    Wrote to Mayor McCheese "Send a Shamrock Shake please!"
    Three O' Clock on the dot time to cruise for Eighth graders
    Rather tape the Weather Channel so that I can watch it later
    Reruns of Rerun so "What's Happening?"
    Dee's knocked up and Rog on crack again
    Deep throat a whole Nutty Buddy
    Make whoopie to a batch of Silly Putty
    Make a Spam and Colgate sandwich and ate it
    Go through "National Geographic" and draw panties on the natives
    So I like to dance naked in front of my pets
    But my cat was inattentive so I sent him U.P.S.
    Playin' spin the bottle with my mom
    I watch "Cops" with no pants on

    Must've blown a fuse nothing's going on
    Lamer than the Pope climb the walls like King Kong
    Buggin' out like Tori Spelling's eyes
    Deader than the parents on a "Party of Five"
    Luciano Pavoratti on a treadmill
    Not going nowhere slim chance we will
    Less hip than Bo Jackson bored like wood
    Dick around like Frankie Goes To Hollywood

    Relax don't do it when you wanna go to it
    Relax don't do it when you wanna cum
    Relax don't do it when you wanna go to it
    Relax don't do it when you wanna cum

    Nowhere to go I can't wake up late
    Just sit around and wait for my Old Spice to activate
    Stalemate jailbait in "My So-Called Life" imprisonment
    Amazing what a good breakfast pickles make isn't it?
    I like to pretend I'm speed reading
    Never lose the sight of the thrill of sneezing
    Don't need a shower today just some Brut by Faberge
    Smell the ass of my jeans clean they'll do another day
    And I recycle I sniff my own farts
    I dial the wrong number hope a conversation starts
    I mean I might as well be listenin' to Journey
    Givin' myself a mullet hook the Flowbee to the Kirby
    Make a prank call pretendin' I'm a mime
    Get stuck in traffic just to pass the time
    Sent a letter in the mail in Braille to Johnny Quest
    Send me back my Etch-A-Sketch

    Must've blown a fuse nothing's going on
    Lamer than the Pope climb the walls like King Kong
    Buggin' out like Tori Spelling's eyes
    Deader than the parents on a "Party of Five"
    Luciano Pavoratti on a treadmill
    Not going nowhere slim chance we will
    Less hip than Bo Jackson, bored like wood
    Dick around like Frankie Goes To Hollywood

    Relax don't do it when you wanna go to it
    Relax don't do it when you wanna cum
    Relax don't do it when you wanna go to it
    Relax don't do it when you wanna cum

    I'm mighty tighty whitey and I'm smugglin' plums
    When you wanna cum
    I'm mighty tighty whitey and I'm smugglin' plums
    When you wanna cum
    I'm mighty tighty whitey and I'm smugglin' plums
    When you wanna cum
    I'm mighty tighty whitey and I'm smugglin' plums
    When you wanna cum


    Yo yo yo yo yo! What it is motherfuckers?
    Aw shit, here comes Pac-Man.
    Hey Pac-Man, what's up?
    Me you bitches! I'm high on crack! Wanna freebase?
    No Pac-Man drugs are bad!
    Nope can't help you man.
    Pussies. Whoa! Holy shit!


    Must've blown a fuse nothing's going on
    Lamer than the Pope climb the walls like King Kong
    Buggin' out like Tori Spelling's eyes
    Deader than the parents on a "Party of Five"
    Luciano Pavoratti on a treadmill
    Not going nowhere slim chance we will
    Less hip than Bo Jackson bored like wood
    Dick around like Frankie Goes To Hollywood

    Relax don't do it when you wanna go to it
    Relax don't do it when you wanna cum
    Relax don't do it when you wanna go to it
    Relax don't do it when you wanna cum

    Holy macaroni
    Holy macaroni
    Holy macaroni
    Holy macaroni

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