Only When Im Drunk Lyrics by Tha Alkaholiks

Only When Im Drunk Lyrics

    Intro: Tash, speaking to J-Ro

    Yo whassup man, get up man [*urrp* I can't bust man]
    Get up nigga, bust [I'm fucked]
    Get up you gotta do your verse nigga
    [Aight I'll try it] Get up nigga!

    Verse One: J-Ro

    I get drunk and I stumble to the phone
    And conjure up a bitch to bone when I'm alone
    OHh shit, tow back, I need to take a piss
    Only when I'm drunk I sing a song like this
    My grandma and your grandma *urrp*
    Sittin by the fire
    Hold on, turn the beat off [nah, keep it goin
    J-Ro can you make it?] I'm just not knowin
    I get drunk and start talkin mo' shit
    And when I got a gun in my hand you better get, out
    Cause my brain just ain't what it used to be
    Forget tryin to raionalize, cover your eyes
    Ah d-*urrp*, damn I'm drunk
    I need a chunk, no better yet a hunk of that funk
    When I get drunk I might act uncouth
    But when I get drunk I always tell the truth
    Yeah I'm good, I'm bad, I'm dope, I'm freaky fresh
    I make hip-hop fans say yes yes
    The Liks comin through, you know we gonna blow upop
    Hold up, hold up, I think I gotta...
    *urrrrrrp* Damn, false alarm
    Gettin all the ladies with my cool charm
    When I get drunk I might even call my daddy a punk
    Yeah, but only when I'm dr-*urp* drunk

    Yeah, let me pass the forty, to my nigga, Tash

    Verse Two: Tash, E-Swift

    It goes one for the chronic, two for the amnesia
    It's the pimp-slap niggy with drinks in the freezer
    Bust the one out, two out, [flips] type of rapper
    That'd get you our your seat quicker than a car jacker
    Slip a Colt for the fever when I'm coolin with my people
    Got hoes in East Columus like I'm BIlly Dee Wrinkle
    Cause I move like, I'm smooth like I'm Harry Belafonte
    Lookin for them niggaz that jumped my homey Dante
    All up in this bitch with the gin and Tanqueray
    Drink like Mr. Wendal smoke bud like Dr. Dre
    But that's cause I'm old enough to do that type of shit
    Got damn I gotta piss I pass the mic to E-Swift

    Yeah, I get drunk and can't nobody whoop me
    I'm trippin, must be the brew that I was sippin
    Kickin in, guess I shouldn'ta mixed it with the gin
    Cause when I'm layin on my back I can feel the room spin
    One too many, I reckon
    Feelin I got ta earl, any second
    Wanna get up but can't move, feels like I'm stuck in the groove
    What the fuck was I tryin to prove?
    I get a rep for downin four-o's
    All the hoes knows them Alkaholik bros
    Niggaz call me dad I got a fifth in the trunk
    Might fuck an ugly bitch but only when I'm drunk

    Verse Three: J-Ro

    Aight, think I'm feelin a little better
    Ready to bust this, like this
    And ya don't miss, check it out

    I get drunk and start thinkin bout my friends
    that passed on with every forty ounce the memory will last on
    Black Man Muzzle, Mike Lee and Suavey D
    The three MC's will always live in my memories
    We used to rock shows, we used to rock hoes
    And drink forty-o's, and wear the same clothes
    Damn I wish we could go through it again
    But I know one day we gonna do it again
    And when that day comes it's gonna be live
    But I ain't in no hurry so I don't drink and drive
    The ALkaholiks we gets funky when we drinkin
    Just a lil sumthin, to pump up the thinkin

    Outro: J-Ro

    Beer run! Ante up nigga
    Ha ha, put the money in the hat

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