Pinch Me Lyrics by Barenaked Ladies

Pinch Me Lyrics

    It's the perfect time of year
    Somewhere far away from here
    I feel fine enough, I guess
    Considering everything's a mess.
    There's a restaurant down the street
    Where hungry people like to eat
    I could walk, but I'll just drive
    It's colder than it looks outside.


    It's like a dream - you try to remember but it's gone..,


    (S) Hi folks this is Steven Page.
    (T) This is Tyler Stewart.
    (S) We're two members of Barenaked Ladies, and although you *thought* you were downloading our new single, what you're actually downloading is an advertisement for our new album 'Maroon', comes out S
    eptember 12th, and after that point I'm sure you can download lots of stuff from our record but until then you're just going to get lots of stuff with us bugging you.
    (T) We fooled you, huh? We're sneaky like that...you can never trust a Canadian. Next thing you know, we'll be supplying your natural resources!


    ...then ya
    Try to scream but it only comes out as a yawn, when ya
    Try to see the world beyond your front door.
    Take your time cos the way I rhyme's gonna make you smile, when ya
    Realise that with a guy my size it might take a while, just to
    Try to figure out what all this is for.


    It's the perfect time of day
    To throw all your cares away
    Put the sprinkler on the lawn
    And run through with my gym shorts on.
    Take a drink right from the hose
    And change into some drier clothes
    Climb the stairs up to my room
    Sleep away the afternoon.


    It's like a dream - you try to remember but it's gone, then ya
    Try to scream but it only comes out as a yawn, when ya
    Try to see the world beyond your front door.


    (T) Hello? Hi? H-? Hello? If you just- Would you- Could- Could you please leave a m- Ah. If you'd just let me leave a - At the sound of the - Uh. Ah. Thanks.


    Take your time cos the way I rhyme's gonna make you smile, when ya
    Realise that with a guy my size it might take a while, just to
    Try to figure out what all this is for.
    Pinch Me
    Pinch Me
    Cos I'm still asleep.
    Please God
    Tell Me
    That I'm still asleep


    On an evening such as this
    It's hard to tell if I exist
    If I Packed a car and leave this town
    Who'll notice that I'm not around?
    I could hide out under there
    I just made you say 'underwear'
    I could leave but I'll just stay
    All my stuff's here anyway.
    It's like a dream - you try to remember but it's gone, then ya
    Try to scream but it only comes out as a yawn, when ya
    Try to see the world beyond your front door.


    (S) If you're listening? We're trying to get our song on Napster, but we don't know how to do it....errr....we're Barenaked Ladies and we're trying to....Ty? Can you just press that over there? <br
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    Take your time cos the way I rhyme's gonna make you smile, when ya
    Realise that with a guy my size it might take a while, just to
    Try to figure out what all this is for.
    Try to figure out what all this is for.
    Try to see the world beyond your front door.
    Try to figure out what all this is for.

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