Stevies Spanking Lyrics by Frank Zappa

Stevies Spanking Lyrics

    Frank zappa (lead guitar)
    Ray white (guitar, vocals)
    Steve vai (guitar)
    Tommy mars (keyboards, vocals)
    Bobby martin (keyboards, saxophone, vocals)
    Ed mann (percussion)
    Scott thunes (bass)
    Chad wackerman (drums)

    His name is stevie vai
    And he's a crazy guy
    Last november, i recall,
    He needed a spanking

    He decided then
    A female specimen
    Would be excitin' for a night
    To give him a spanking

    Laurel was her name
    She came to notre dame
    He told me just the other day
    He oughta be thanking
    Her for the spanking

    She was large and soft
    And she beat him off
    Made him drool upon his dork
    And gave him a wanking
    After the spanking

    Hair brush!
    Oh! what a hair brush!
    (its not that he requires grooming!
    Guys with light blue hair never do!)

    Then she did explain:
    There's another game
    That we can play with this device,
    And then a banana!

    It was slightly green
    Vapors in between
    Rising up to fill the room
    And cook the banana

    She said it was dry
    Stevie won't you try
    To drool a little drool on it
    And grease the banana

    Later in the dawn
    Laurel carried on
    She got right up and dressed herself and
    Ate the banana

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