The Ballad Of Chasey Lain Lyrics by Bloodhound Gang

The Ballad Of Chasey Lain Lyrics

    Dear Chasey Lain
    I wrote to explain
    I'm your biggest fan
    I just wanted to ask
    Could I eat your ass?
    Write back as soon as you can

    You've had a lotta dick
    Had a lotta dick
    I've had a lotta time
    Had a lotta time
    You've had a lotta dick Chasey
    But you ain't had mine

    Dear Chasey Lain
    I wrote to complain
    Ya never wrote me back
    How could I ever eat
    Your ass when ya treat
    Your biggest fan like that?

    You've had a lotta dick
    Had a lotta dick
    I've had a lotta time
    Had a lotta time
    You've had a lotta dick Chasey
    But you ain't had mine

    Dear Chasey Lain
    I wrote to constrain
    This letter is my last
    As your biggest fan
    I must demand
    You let me eat your ass

    You've had a lotta dick
    Had a lotta dick
    I've had a lotta time
    Had a lotta time
    You've had a lotta dick Chasey
    But you ain't had mine

    P.S.
    Mom and Dad this is Chasey
    Chasey this is my mom and dad
    Now show ‘em them titties
    Now show ‘em them titties
    P.S.
    Mom and Dad this is Chasey
    Chasey this is my mom and dad
    Now show ‘em them titties
    Now show ‘em them titties

    Would ya fuck me for blow?

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