The Critic Lyrics by Toby Keith

The Critic Lyrics

    I always heard that his her was top shelf
    Lord I just could not wait to find out for myself.
    Well don't knock it till you've tried it.
    And I've tried it my friend.
    I'll never smoke Weed with willie again!

    Now we learned a hard lesson in a small Texas town
    He fired up a fat boy and he passed it around
    The last words I spoke before they tucked me in
    I may discount Bungee jump but,
    I'll never smoke weed with Willie again.

    Chorus:
    I'll never smoke weed with Willie again
    My party's all over before it begins
    You can't pour me some old whiskey River my friend.
    But I'll never smoke weed with Willie again

    We hopped on his old bus the Honeysuckel Rose
    The party was Huntsville, but it was after the show
    Alone in the front lounge, just me and him
    I took one friendly puff and the grim creeper set in

    Chorus

    Now we're passin' the guitar, we're tellin' good jokes
    I can tell one's a comin' 'cause I'm smellin' smoke
    No I do not partake I just let it pass by
    With a grin on my face and a great contact high

    Chorus

    In the fetal position with drool on my chin
    We broke down and smoked weed with Willie again


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