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What is a juggalo?
Lemme think for a second. (well?)
Oh, he gets butt naked.
And then he walks through the street winkin' at freaks,
Wit a two-liter stuck in his butt-cheeks!
What is a juggalo?
He just don't care.
He might try to put a weave in his nut hair.
Cuz he could give a fuck less what a bitch thinks,
He tell her that her butt stinks, and all that,
What is a juggalo?
He drinks like a fish,
And then he starts huggin' people like a drunk bitch,
Next thing he's pickin' fights with his best friends,
Then he starts with the huggin' again, fuck,
What is a juggalo?
A fuckin' lunatic.
Somebody with a rope tied to his dick,
Then he jumps out a ten-story windowéééoh!
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What is a juggalo?
A juggalo? if that's what it is, well fuck if i know.
What is a juggalo?
I don't know, but i'm down with the clown, and i'm down for life, yo.
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What is a juggalo?
A dead body.
Well he ain't really dead, but he ain't like anybody
That you've ever met before.
He'll eat monopoly and shit out connect four.
What is a jug-
What the fuck? connec-man, that shit's wack.
Don't worry 'bout my shit, just rap, mutha fucker.
What is a juggalo?
He ain't a bitch boy.
He'll walk through to the hills and beat down a rich boy.
Walks right in the house where ya havin' supper,
And dip his nuts in ya soupéébloop!
What is a juggalo?
Well he ain't a phoney.
He'll walk up and bust a nut in your macaroni.
And watch you sit there and finish up the last bit,
Cuz you're a stupid-ass dumb fuckin' idiot.
What is a juggalo?
He's a graduate.
He graduated from......well,
At least he's got a job, he's not a dumb putz,
He works for himself scratchin' his nuts, ha!
What is a juggalo?
A hulkamaniac.
He powerbombs mutha fuckas into thumbtacks. (bwa!)
People like him till they find out he's unstable.
He sabued ya mama through a coffee table. (oh my god!)
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What is a juggalo?